So drunk its hurt
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
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Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
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Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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