I CAN MOONWALK!
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
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No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
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I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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