it was a shit show
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K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
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I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
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I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
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