is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
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I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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