I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
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I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
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Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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