Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
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I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
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jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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