my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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