i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
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Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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