I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
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Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
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Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
send nudes
from the living room?
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