They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
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Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize