i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
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Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
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Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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