He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
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People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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