are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
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Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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