im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
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Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
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I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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