I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
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I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
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i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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