Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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