HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
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in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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