i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Did I show you my penis last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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