bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I'm sobbing to NWA
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You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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