you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
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You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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