I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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