i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
ttyl tear gas
No...this little piggys going to the bar
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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