I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
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Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
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"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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