they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I am one with the molecules
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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