I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
vagina is talking i cant
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
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it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
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At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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