Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
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Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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