Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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