Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (734): View more from Michigan

  I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (734): I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian. http://tfl.nu/giw2
  Replies (10) Good night (696) Bad night (955) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  I chose taco bell over sex...

  (503): View more from Oregon

  good choice.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): I chose taco bell over sex... (503): good choice. http://tfl.nu/85cg
  Replies (16) Good night (2140) Bad night (894)
• Favorite

  (304): View more from West Virginia

  I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (304): I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator. http://tfl.nu/x5we
  Replies (18) Good night (2694) Bad night (565) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (856): View more from New Jersey

  i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (856): i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall. http://tfl.nu/yfss
  Replies (66) Good night (5553) Bad night (1412) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (619): View more from California

  You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (619): You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on. http://tfl.nu/5706
  Replies (3) Good night (4027) Bad night (437) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (313): View more from Michigan

  theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (313): theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen. http://tfl.nu/by0t
  Replies (16) Good night (1582) Bad night (3267) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (336): View more from North Carolina

  He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (336): He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth" http://tfl.nu/505h
  Replies (11) Good night (3543) Bad night (1976) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (320): View more from Minnesota

  You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (320): You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time. http://tfl.nu/fdjv
  Replies (7) Good night (1234) Bad night (3157) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (917): View more from New York City

  He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (917): He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing. http://tfl.nu/j7tr
  Replies (11) Good night (5654) Bad night (672) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (718): View more from New York

  Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (718): Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status? http://tfl.nu/oy76
  Replies (6) Good night (2163) Bad night (804) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (513): View more from Ohio

  I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (513): I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda. http://tfl.nu/j95t
  Replies (20) Good night (2040) Bad night (770) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (787): Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months http://tfl.nu/wlwj
  Replies (4) Good night (937) Bad night (300) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (845): View more from New York

  The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (845): The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing. http://tfl.nu/8zr7
  Replies (3) Good night (1619) Bad night (265)
• Favorite

  (775): View more from Nevada

  We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (775): We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip http://tfl.nu/afxb
  Replies (0) Good night (570) Bad night (176) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (920): Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!" http://tfl.nu/2v59
  Replies (0) Good night (625) Bad night (142) Order T-Shirt

Randomize