She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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