FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
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only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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