Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
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If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
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Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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