my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
i think i scared a bird with my dick
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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