im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
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hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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