We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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