Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
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Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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