I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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