New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
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I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
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At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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