Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
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I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
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Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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