he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
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Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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