I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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