just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
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just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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