CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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how drunk are you?
Several
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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