is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
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is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
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You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
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