No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
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I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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