we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
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God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
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Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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