Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
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On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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