sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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