This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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