I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
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Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
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I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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