I just threw up on my dentist
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
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It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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